Tesla Guy 29

Upcoming

Coming soon, maybe

Known vs planned, labeled as such. Only items with a public report, a Tesla note, or a clear non-feature. Status labels are honest. This is not a calendar, and it is not earnings.

  • Orbited Sep 28

    SpaceX / Musk, Sep 28

    Starship Flight 14

    First Starship orbital flight from Starbase, about 7:48–7:50 a.m. CT. 26 Starlink V3 deployed; Musk said they are operating nominally. One Ship Raptor shut down early; teams still went for orbit. Mission ended early versus the ~10-hour plan; splashdown confirmed. Super Heavy: controlled Gulf splashdown.

  • Reported imminent

    Tesla software notes

    FSD v14 Lite on Model S and Model X

    Owner reporting this week said Tesla indicated Lite for HW3 S/X is close. Manners update, not Collision Evasion. Not on this desk’s car until the Software tab says so.

  • Not committed

    Owner inference

    Automatic Collision Evasion on HW3 Lite

    Currently described as HW4 on v14.3.x. Tesla has not given HW3 a date. Treat clips from HW4 as HW4.

  • Not a feature

    Firmware

    Custom unlock chime

    LockChime.wav is lock-only. Do not wait for UnlockChime.wav. Factory handles unlock.